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I’m stonde but I’m extremely depressed and I smoke more but it gets worse, why is this this is the fourth time in a row



Yeah, ok, I disagree with that but ok. 

#Why does being straight automatically make you sexual?

Well, because heterosexuality is a sexual orientation (and it goes without saying that sexual orientation refers to who you are sexually attracted to).

When looking at human relationships there are two orientations to consider: sexual and romantic. Usually romantic orientations are contingent to your sexuality, however for many people that isn’t the case. For example, an asexual can be in a romantic relationship with the opposite gender, but it doesn’t necessarily mean they’re heterosexual. They’re not sexually attracted to that gender, see - but their emotional intimacy with that person is real. They could be hetero-romantic or something.

I hope that made a little sense


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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I got super drunk and drugged up at my party last night and the only important thing to mention is that I picked up a stray dog that almost got ran over and he’s a gorgeous golden Labrador that I’ve named Winston. I hope I can find his owners, you can really tell they look after him so well